Because I Can

No one goes hungry on my watch. If it feeds me, I share.
I am a tea snob with an uncanny sense memory for music. I would invite anyone over for supper. I go to Las Vegas with my priest whenever I can. I talk too much. Many, many, many unrelated things interest me.


Bring it.   Share it.
Special thanks to Geekboy for the formatting assistance and Discopandorica for her advice.

Special thanks to Geekboy for the formatting assistance and Discopandorica for her advice.

Avengers, subliminal advertising, and European politics

  • Tony: Man, I really want shawarma right now. I don’t know what the f*** it is. But damn it I want to eat the hell out of some. Run a train on that s***. Nom nom nom.
  • Clint: It is yummy. I love it.
  • Tony: How far must we go to get it?
  • Clint: Likely Portland. I warn you, it is a Greek form of cooking
  • Tony: Sooooo… Shawarma and shoes this weekend maybe? I’ve had Greek food. I didn’t hate it. And as long as eating their food doesn’t make me all defaulty on my bailouts I’ll be fine.
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Once finals are over, I will. 

Once finals are over, I will. 

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Hogwarts House Psychoanalysis

GryffindorTrue Gryffindors have a very strong sense of what is right and what is wrong, and this is a part of what gives them such strong opinions. Depending on the person, this may be taken to a Borderline degree, and they may see people as either good or evil, not in between and no chance of redemption for those on the darker sides of things. Alternately, Gryffindors may see all people as being initially good, and only making the wrong choices take the down the wrong road. Both of these behaviours are why Gryffindors and Slytherins can easily clash. Gryffindors are usually incredibly intelligent, but they tend to be slackers, more focused on getting a taste of something new than sticking to responsibility. This can be their downfall from success, or quite the opposite, bringing them a rise up into something they love. Once they find their true place in the world, Gryffindors will often use their accomplishments to the benefit of others in some form or fashion. Actors, singers and athletes can often be classified as Gryffindors. Despite their good intentions, they can also quite often be ill-tempered and overly emotional, which is their Achilles’ Heel in most instances. A darker Gryffindor may become out of control because of this, hurting those they love or holding a grudge for many years.
HufflepuffEssentially, Hufflepuffs see the world and their people as ultimately good, and only the darkness of the inevitable turning them away from what they think is right. Because of this, they tend to treat everyone fairly and with sympathy, trying to put themselves in the other person’s shoes before judging them, if they judge them at all. Hufflepuffs are almost always maternal or paternal types, ready to take care of anyone who may come to them. They are dedicated to what they do, and are very focused on making sure everything is done properly, leaving no room for error. Mostly, Hufflepuffs think what they do is right, and Ravenclaws who doubt them may annoy them, but Hufflepuffs hate conflict, so they tend to ignore their irritation. Hufflepuffs are very passive aggressive, doing little things subconsciously when someone makes them angry. This is usually the farthest they will go so far as revenge, as they rarely want to participate in any form of violence. Hufflepuffs are healers in nature, wishing to care to the needs of others. Many nurses, cooks, teachers or counselors are Hufflepuffs.
RavenclawIntelligent and insightful, Ravenclaws are not ones to classify people under any certain category. Instead they often ponder on humanity, what is good, what is evil and why we should classify people as one or the other. Ravenclaws are very philosophical, and often you may see them simply staring off into space, but this is not in some brainless manner, in fact they are exploring the gears of their mind and trying to figure out how the world works. Ravenclaws are focused on their work, but they often don’t need effort. They tend to pick up on every detail and remember it without even trying, something that others may be skeptical of or be jealous of. This can give some a sense of superiority and the idea they should tell everyone the right way to do something, which can easily make others, especially nervous Hufflepuffs or emotional Gryffindors, very irritated. Ravenclaws are very analytic, and this can be very good or very bad. For the kind-hearted this will be a way to help others, for the dark they can use this to twist and manipulate. Ravenclaws are not every emotional, instead they tend to put up a wall and not let anyone in except for perhaps their closest friends or family. Instead they pick at the minds of others, trying to figure out how they work and to see if they themselves are different, or just the same as everyone else. Psychologists, professors and investigators are often Ravenclaws. 
SlytherinSlytherins have a more cynical view on the world, and believe that there is darkness in the hearts of all, some are just unwilling to accept it. They think anyone who doesn’t realize this is naive or perhaps even stupid, and because of this they can easily clash with Gryffindors or laugh at Hufflepuffs. This said, Slytherins are absolutely in no way evil, some are actually very good. They simply have a drive that carries their life, and if you get in their way you better watch out. Slytherins have an almost bloodthirsty craving for success, and if they don’t think they can achieve this then they can easily fall into a darker place of  self-loathing and take this out on others. Love and accomplishment are the two things that mean the most to them, and they do not understand that the need for the latter can drive away the former, and when the feeling of pride fades or they fail at something, their possible lack of something dear and close to them can hit, and when it hits it hits hard. Slytherins are very emotional, however unlike Gryffindors they very rarely show it. Instead they bottle it up, using it in other ways, some of which may be artistic. Slytherins can very easily connect to art or music. Slytherins usually pick one subject they feel for and stick with it, rather than focusing on them all. This can be an issue academically, and some Slytherins may even drop out of school, but despite this their ambition will drive them to doing something they love, or they will have a downward spiral into depression. Lawyers, doctors and artists are often Slytherins.

Hogwarts House Psychoanalysis

Gryffindor
True Gryffindors have a very strong sense of what is right and what is wrong, and this is a part of what gives them such strong opinions. Depending on the person, this may be taken to a Borderline degree, and they may see people as either good or evil, not in between and no chance of redemption for those on the darker sides of things. Alternately, Gryffindors may see all people as being initially good, and only making the wrong choices take the down the wrong road. Both of these behaviours are why Gryffindors and Slytherins can easily clash. Gryffindors are usually incredibly intelligent, but they tend to be slackers, more focused on getting a taste of something new than sticking to responsibility. This can be their downfall from success, or quite the opposite, bringing them a rise up into something they love. Once they find their true place in the world, Gryffindors will often use their accomplishments to the benefit of others in some form or fashion. Actors, singers and athletes can often be classified as Gryffindors. Despite their good intentions, they can also quite often be ill-tempered and overly emotional, which is their Achilles’ Heel in most instances. A darker Gryffindor may become out of control because of this, hurting those they love or holding a grudge for many years.

Hufflepuff
Essentially, Hufflepuffs see the world and their people as ultimately good, and only the darkness of the inevitable turning them away from what they think is right. Because of this, they tend to treat everyone fairly and with sympathy, trying to put themselves in the other person’s shoes before judging them, if they judge them at all. Hufflepuffs are almost always maternal or paternal types, ready to take care of anyone who may come to them. They are dedicated to what they do, and are very focused on making sure everything is done properly, leaving no room for error. Mostly, Hufflepuffs think what they do is right, and Ravenclaws who doubt them may annoy them, but Hufflepuffs hate conflict, so they tend to ignore their irritation. Hufflepuffs are very passive aggressive, doing little things subconsciously when someone makes them angry. This is usually the farthest they will go so far as revenge, as they rarely want to participate in any form of violence. Hufflepuffs are healers in nature, wishing to care to the needs of others. Many nurses, cooks, teachers or counselors are Hufflepuffs.

Ravenclaw
Intelligent and insightful, Ravenclaws are not ones to classify people under any certain category. Instead they often ponder on humanity, what is good, what is evil and why we should classify people as one or the other. Ravenclaws are very philosophical, and often you may see them simply staring off into space, but this is not in some brainless manner, in fact they are exploring the gears of their mind and trying to figure out how the world works. Ravenclaws are focused on their work, but they often don’t need effort. They tend to pick up on every detail and remember it without even trying, something that others may be skeptical of or be jealous of. This can give some a sense of superiority and the idea they should tell everyone the right way to do something, which can easily make others, especially nervous Hufflepuffs or emotional Gryffindors, very irritated. Ravenclaws are very analytic, and this can be very good or very bad. For the kind-hearted this will be a way to help others, for the dark they can use this to twist and manipulate. Ravenclaws are not every emotional, instead they tend to put up a wall and not let anyone in except for perhaps their closest friends or family. Instead they pick at the minds of others, trying to figure out how they work and to see if they themselves are different, or just the same as everyone else. Psychologists, professors and investigators are often Ravenclaws. 

Slytherin
Slytherins have a more cynical view on the world, and believe that there is darkness in the hearts of all, some are just unwilling to accept it. They think anyone who doesn’t realize this is naive or perhaps even stupid, and because of this they can easily clash with Gryffindors or laugh at Hufflepuffs. This said, Slytherins are absolutely in no way evil, some are actually very good. They simply have a drive that carries their life, and if you get in their way you better watch out. Slytherins have an almost bloodthirsty craving for success, and if they don’t think they can achieve this then they can easily fall into a darker place of  self-loathing and take this out on others. Love and accomplishment are the two things that mean the most to them, and they do not understand that the need for the latter can drive away the former, and when the feeling of pride fades or they fail at something, their possible lack of something dear and close to them can hit, and when it hits it hits hard. Slytherins are very emotional, however unlike Gryffindors they very rarely show it. Instead they bottle it up, using it in other ways, some of which may be artistic. Slytherins can very easily connect to art or music. Slytherins usually pick one subject they feel for and stick with it, rather than focusing on them all. This can be an issue academically, and some Slytherins may even drop out of school, but despite this their ambition will drive them to doing something they love, or they will have a downward spiral into depression. Lawyers, doctors and artists are often Slytherins.

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Reblogged from monse-sanchez
Squee.

Squee.

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05.07.2012, 16:51

I would never excise human empathy; no man is an island, but apathy certainly gives the illusion of being amid infinite water.

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Graduate school has turned me into a Lila

  • Tom: "Why is emotion some kind of a mental illness with you?"
  • Lila: "It is if you indulge in it all the time. Don’t you think I wanna freak out? Don’t you think I wanna lose my shit? Why do you get to be the one that drinks too much, that says scandalous things, that has wild mood swings? Has it ever occurred to you that those are freedoms afforded to you by me? Has it ever occurred to you that my emotions are just as intense? I just work harder to control them."
  • Tom: "But why? You don’t have to. I wish that you would lose it more."
  • Lila: "Who? Who should I lose it to? My mom? My brother? You? Take a look around, Tom. Somebody’s gotta keep their cool."
  • Roger: What are you doing?
  • Me: I'm drinking a whiskey and ginger. Do you mind?
  • Roger: At ten in the morning... a little.
  • Me: My darling little minion, I am a writer now. The best writers come part and parcel with extraordinary vices. You would know this if you read anything aside from Twitter.
  • Roger: Bitch.
  • Me: My point is, if I am to elevate myself to an apex form of brilliance, I need to develop a vice. Don't sabotage my creative process, boy.

22.01.2012, 22:50

Seal and Heidi Klum’s separation reminds me of the fragility of love, the sadness of a hard-earned relationship come undone, the well-guarded secret that celebrities are human beings who are often more flawed than the average civilian, and the resounding fact that this is none of my business.

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01.13.2012, 07:50

Rhiannon loves animals so much that she abandoned church when she heard the rumor that animals lack souls. Why would she seek heaven, she wondered, if the creations that she so loved in life would not be there to spend it with her?

Spend long enough in the presence of animal and you will likely see that they are not all id. Far from it, I have met animals with rich and sophisticated personalities. Of course, critics will say that a personality does not absolutely indicate a soul. I say that the spark of unique behavior is the first clue of some sort of divine breath.

I suggest that animals do not have souls like a human in the sense that they lack the opportunity to lose heaven. While their lives are no easier than ours, they are not presented with the same moral dilemmas that mar our own lives with fear of losing that eternal unknown. Their souls are unblemished all the days of their lives, and because of that they do not have souls in the way that we possess them.

Of course, this idea does not take creatures like Bougie into account.

Are You Smarter Than a Professional Athlete?

  • Me: Which of the following people has never been Secretary of State: Condoleeza Rice, Hillary Clinton, Thomas Jefferson, Chael Sonnen, or Colin Powell?
  • Roger: Well, the answer is obvious, but really? Thomas Jefferson was Secretary of State?
  • Me: Yes, he was the first Secretary of State. The State Department is actually the first executive department ever established in America.
  • Roger: That's crazy. I had no idea that the State Department existed in the 1920s.
  • -long pause-
  • Me: Um, Roger, Jefferson was around during the 1780s. He was alive during the Revolutionary War.
  • Roger: Oh, yeah, right, right. I got confused because he's on the $20 bill.